Some Things You Just Can’t Explain

A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting

soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are

you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?”

Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain. Man: So what

happened that is so horrible? Farmer: Well if you must know,

today I was sitting by my cow milking her Just as I go the

bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked it over.

Man: That’s not so bad, what’s the big deal? Farmer:

Some things you just can’t explain. Man: So then what

happened. Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the

post on the left with some rope Then I sat down and

continued to milk her Just as I got the bucket about full

she took her right leg and kicked it over. Man: Again?

Farmer: Something’s ya just can’t explain. Man: So, what

did you do then? Farmer: I took her right leg and tied it to

the post on the right. Man: So then what did you do? Farmer:

I sat back down and continued to milk her, and just as I got

the bucket just about full, the stupid cow knocks over the

bucket with her tail. Man: Wow you must have been pretty

upset! Farmer: Some things you just can’t explain. Man: So

then what did you do. Farmer: Well I didn’t have any more

rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter

At that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.