An American, Brit, And An Aussie Are About To Get Executed In Russia

An American, Brit, and an Aussie are about to get executed in Russia. The executioner approaches the

American prisoner and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on

the electric Chair?” “I’ll take the chair” the American says. So he gets strapped into the

electric chair. When they flip the switch, nothing happens! In Mother Russia, such an act of divine

intervention means you get released. As the American prisoner is being led away he passes the Brit,

who’s getting pulled up next, he whispers to him, “The electric chair isn’t working!” The

executioner approaches the British man and says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung

by the neck, or on the electric Chair?” “I’ll take the chair.” the Brit says. So he gets

strapped into the electric chair. When they flip the switch, nothing happens! And he also gets

released. As the British prisoner passes the Aussie who’s getting pulled up next, he also

whispers, “The electric chair isn’t working!” The executioner approaches the Aussie man and

says, “How would you like to die? By firing squad, hung by the neck, or on the electric Chair?”

“Well crikey, mate! The electric chair isn’t working, so firing squad I guess!”