A Man Was Away On A Business Trip

A man was away on a business trip, and decided to call his wife to let her know he had arrived

safely. A little girl picks up the phone.  “Hello?” “Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near

the phone?” Daddy asks. “No, Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.” After a

brief pause, Daddy says, “But, honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.” “Oh, yes I do, and

he’s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.” Dad takes a second to process this, then

speaks. “Uh, OK, then this is what I want you to do.  Put the phone down on the table, run

upstairs, knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the

driveway.” A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. “I d*d it, Daddy!”

“And what happened, honey?” he asked. “Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no

clothes on and ran around screaming.  Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser

and now she isn’t moving at all!” “Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?” “He jumped out

of the bed with no clothes on, too.  He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and

into the swimming pool.  But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to

clean it.  He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.” A long, silent pause. Then

Daddy says, “Swimming pool? … Is this 486-5731?”