Growing Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn’t

seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking

a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the

most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman

asked the gentlemen, “What do you do to get your tomatoes

so red?” The gentlemen responded, “Well, twice a day I

stand in front of my tomato garden and expose myself, and my

tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.” Well, the woman

was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to

her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day

for two weeks she exposed herself to her garden hoping for

the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the

woman, “By the way, how did you make out? Did your

tomatoes turn red?” “No”, she replied, “but my

cucumbers are enormous.”