God Will Provide

A young woman brings home her fiancé to meet her parents.

After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about

the young man. The father invites the fiancé to his study

for a drink. “So what are your plans?” the father asks

the young man. “I am a bible scholar.” he replies. “A

bible scholar? Hmmm,” the father says. “Admirable, but

what will you do to provide a nice house for my daughter to

live in, as she’s accustomed to?” “I will study,”

the young man replies, “and God will provide for us.”

“And how will you buy her a beautiful engagement ring,

such as she deserves?” asks the father. “I will

concentrate on my studies,” the young man replies. “God

will provide for us.” “And children?” asks the father.

“How will you support children?” “Don’t worry, sir,

God will provide,” replies the fiancé. The conversation

proceeds like this, and each time the father questions him,

the young idealist insists that God will provide. Later, the

mother asks, “How did it go, honey?” The father answers,

“The bad news is, he has no job and no plans. The good

news is he thinks I’m God.”