Two Women Walking Home After Night Out

Walking home after a girls’ night out, two women pass a graveyard and stop to pee. The first woman

has nothing to wipe with, so she uses her unde***ar and tosses it. Her friend, however, finds a

ribbon on a wreath, so she uses that. The next day, the first woman’s husband phones the second

woman’s husband, furious: “My wife came home last night without her pan***s!” “That’s

nothing,” says the other. “Mine came back with a card stuck between her b**t cheeks that said,

‘From all of us at the fire station, we’ll never forget you.”