A Man Escapes A Prison

A man escapes a prison where he has been locked up for 15

years. He goes into a house and finds a young couple in bed.

He forces the young man into a chair and duck taped him

there. Then he leans over the woman and kisses her neck,

then he goes into the bathroom. The man whispers to his wife

“Honey this man is an escaped convict look at his clothes.

He probably hasn’t seen a young woman in years, I saw the

way he kissed your neck, so do whatever he says of he might

kill us be strong honey love you.” The wife leans over and

whispers “He wasn’t kissing my neck he whispered in my

ear that he was g*y and thought you were cute. So he asked

if we had any l**e, I told him it was in the bathroom. Be

strong honey love you too.