A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo
officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A
twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he got out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the
next enclosure asked the kangaroo, “How high do you think they’ll go?” The kangaroo said,
“About a thousand feet I guess….Or until someone notices the open gate.”
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