Ending Her Marriage

A woman wants to div***e her husband, so she is talking to

her lawyer. Lawyer: “Well first we need a reason, is he

not giving you money?” Woman: “if he hides as much as a

dollar from me, I’m not cooking for him for three days

straight.” Lawyer: “Well is he beating you?” Woman:

“Him? I’d throw him through the window, with my left

hand only” Lawyer: “How about being faithful?” Women:

“That’s where we get him! The second child is not from

him.”