The Older Man Boasts To The Doctor

A 92 year old man went to the doctor for his annual

check-up. The doctor asked the man how he was feeling, and

the 92 year old said, “Things are great, and I’ve never

felt better!” “I now have a 20 year old bride who is

pregnant with my child.” “What do you think about that,

doc?” The doctor considered the question for a minute, and

then began to tell a story. “I have an older friend, much

like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a

season.” “One day he was setting off to go hunting, but

being a bit absent minded, he accidentally forgot to take

his ammunition.” “As he neared a lake, he came across a

very nice bea**r frolicking at the water’s edge.” “By

now, he realized he had left his ammo at home, and so, he

couldn’t shoot the magnificent creature.”

“Nonetheless, he lifted his favorite hunting rifle, aimed

down the sites, and yelled ‘bang bang’.”

“Miraculously, two shots rang out and the bea**r was

slain.” “Now, what do you think of that?” asked the

doctor. Theelder man scatched his chin thoughtfully, then

said, “Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else

pumped a couple of rounds into that bea**r.” The doctor

nodded, “My thoughts exactly.”