A Psychic Goes Into An Opticians

A psychic goes into an opticians to get his contact

lenses replaced. Upon learning his customers profession, the

optician asks what next year has in hold for him. The

psychic replies “Alas, I cannot tell you” The optician,

who has had a terrible year up to this point, begs him for

just a basic reading, even offering free contact lenses for

a year. “As I said” the psychic retorts “There is

nothing I can do.” The optician, getting desperate at this

point, offers his services for free for life. The psychic,

getting annoyed replies “I wish I could, however if I had

2020 vision, I wouldn’t be going to an optician in the

first place!”