A Little Boy Walks Into His Parents

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom

on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son

and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen.

She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his

mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?” The mother

replies, “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and

sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.”

“You’re wasting your time,” said the boy. “Why is

that?” asked his mom, puzzled. “Well when you go

shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees

and blows it right back up