Arriving Home Very Drunk

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every

couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender

says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good

Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out

the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times.

They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the

man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to

his house with the man. The drunk’s wife greets them at

the door: “Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but

where’s his wheel chair?”