Little Johnny And Susie Were About To Go Into His Apartment

Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment

and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said,

“Wait a minute, I can tell how a man ma**s l**e by how he

unlocks his door.” Susie says, “Well, give me some

examples.” Little Johnny proceeds to tell him, “Well,

the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and

opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and

that isn’t for me. “The second way is if a man fumbles

around and can’t seem to find the hole, then that means he

is inexperienced and that isn’t for me either.” Then

Susie said, “So, how do you unlock your door?” Little

Johnny proceeds to say, “Well, first before I do anything

else, I lick the lock.”