A Lady Walks Into A Dancy Jewelry Store

A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around,

spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect

it. As she bends over to look more closely she inadvertently

breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to

see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that

a sales person doesn’t pop up right now. As she turns

around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a

salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and

displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the

lady with, “Good day, Madam How may we help you today?”

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may not

have been there at the time of her little “accident!”

she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely

bracelet?” He answers, “Madam, if you farted just

looking at it, you’re going to s**t when I tell you the

price.”