Three Old Women Die

Three old women die and go to heaven. When they reach the

gates of heaven St. Peter tells them that they have to

answer a question to enter. Then he asks them which one

wants to go first. The oldest of the three say I will go

first and set an example for the other two. So St Peter asks

her “Who was the first man on Earth?” She says

“that’s easy, Adam was the first man on Earth. Lights

flash, horns blow, bells ring, and the Gates of Heaven open

wide and the nun enters.” Well, the second women step up

and say, “I guess I will go next.” St Peter asks her

“Who was the first woman on Earth?” She answers that’s

easy, Eve was the first woman on Earth. Lights flash, horns

blow, bells ring and the gates of heaven open up and that

nun enters. The last old women step up and say, ” I guess

it is my turn now.” St Peter then asks her “What were

the first words Eve said to Adam?” The old women think and

think and she can’t come up with what Eve said to Adam

first. So she looks at St Peter and says “That’s

hard”. Lights flash, horns blow bells ring and the gates

of heaven open up.