A Man With A Very Small Head In A Bar

A man with a very small head walks into a bar, and the

bartender asks, “Why is your head so small?” He replies,

“I was stuck on this island and there was nothing but

beautiful women there who had never seen a man before. So I

had s*x with all of them. Their leader, who was the most

beautiful of all, had the power to grant anybody one wish,

so I asked her to have s*x with me. She said she would grant

me anything but that, so I said, “Would a little head be

out of the question?”