A Brain Works On A Different Tangent

The female brain works on a different tangent than

male. Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking

to my wife about life In-between, we talked about the idea

of living or dying. I told her, “Never let me live in a

vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids

from a bottle. If you see me in that state, I want you to

disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive

I’d much rather die!” My wife got up from the sofa with

a real look of admiration towards me & proceeded to

disconnect the Cable TV & DVD, then the Computer, the

Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox.. And then went to the

bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin & vodka and

the beer from the fridge…