Two Friends Run Into Each

Two friends run into each other while walking their dogs.

One suggests lunch. The other says, “They won’t let us

in a restaurant with pets.” Undeterred, the first guy and

his German shepherd head into the restaurant. The maître

d’ stops them, saying, “Sir, you can’t bring your dog

in here.” “But I’m blind,” the man replies, “and

this is my guide dog.” The maître d’, apologizing

profusely, shows both man and dog to a table. His friend

waits five minutes, then tries the same routine. “You have

a Chihuahua for a guide dog?” the skeptical maître d’

says. “A Chihuahua?” the man says. “Is that what they

gave me?