Joe Is On His Last Day

Joe is on his last day at work as a mailman. He receives

many thank-you cards and monetary gifts along his route.

When he gets to the very last house, he is greeted by a

gorgeous housewife, who invites him in for lunch. Joe

happily accepts. After lunch, the woman invites him up to

the bedroom for some “desert.” Joe happily accepts

again. When they are done, the woman gives him a dollar. Joe

asks what the dollar is all about. The woman replies: “It

was my husband’s suggestion. When I told him that it was

your last day at work, he told me ‘F**k him, give him a

dollar. The lunch was my idea.