Johnny Is Taking A Shower

Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says,

“Mom, what are those things on your chest!?” Unsure of

how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast

tomorrow, quite certain the matter would be forgotten.

Johnny didn’t forget. The following morning he asked his

father the same question. His father, always quick with the

answers, says, “Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your

mommy dies, we can blow them up and she’ll float to

heaven.” Johnny thinks that’s neat and asks no more

questions. A few weeks later, Johnny’s dad comes home from

work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying

hysterically, “Daddy! Daddy! Mommy’s dying!!” His

father says, “Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy’s

dying?” “Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommy’s balloons

and she’s screaming, “Oh God, I’m coming!” little

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