A Man And His Wife Are At A High School Reunion

A man and his wife are at a high school reunion. The husband keeps staring at a gorgeous drunken

lady swigging her gin at a nearby table, glass after glass. His wife turns to him and asks, “Do

you know her?” “Yes,” sighs the husband. “She’s my ex-wife.” He explains, “She took to

drinking right after we divo***d seven years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” “My

God!” exclaims the wife,… “Who would think a person could go on celebrating for that long?!”