A Cabbie Picks Up A Nun

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices

that the VERY handsome cab driver won’t stop staring at

her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: ‘I have a

question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.’ She

answers, ‘My son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as

old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a

chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure

that there’s nothing’ ‘Well, I’ve always had a

fantasy to m**e l**e with a nun.’ She responds,‘Well,

let’s see what we can do about that: You have to be single

You must be Catholic. I have to save my purity, so you will

have to enter from behind. The cab driver is very excited

and says,‘Yes, I’m single, Catholic, and I’m happy to

enter from behind!’ ‘OK’ the nun says ‘Pull into the

next alley.’ The nun fulfills his fantasy, in a very

exploded way. But when they get back on the road, the cab

driver starts crying. ‘My dear child,’ says the nun,

‘why are you crying?’ ‘Forgive me but I’ve sinned. I

lied and I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.’

The nun says, ‘That’s OK. My name is Kevin and I’m

going to fancy dress party.’