A Man Escapes From Prison

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He

breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a

young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties

him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on

top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the

bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his

clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t

seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he

wants s*x, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he

tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry,

he’ll kll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.” To which

his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was

whispering in my ear. He told me he was g*y, thought you

were cute, and asked me if we had any vase***e. I told him

it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!”