A Woman Has To Go To Italy

A woman has to go to Italy for a conference, so her husband

drives her to the airport. “Thank you honey,” she says,

“Is there anything I can bring back for you?” He laughs,

and says, “An Italian girl!” When the conference is

over, he meets her up at the airport and asks, “How was

the trip?” “Very good,” she replies. “And what

happened to my present?” “Which present?” she asks.

“The one I asked for – an Italian girl!” “Oh, that.

I did what I could. We’ll just have to wait 9 months to

see if it’s a girl.