Strange Noises Coming From The Bedroom

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange

noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find

his wife n****ked on the bed, sweating and panting.

“What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart

attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the

phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes

up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your

closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the

phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his

screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure

enough, there is his brother, totally na**d, cowering on the

closet floor. “You rotten bas***d,” says the husband,

“My wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running

around n****ked scaring the kids!”