An Atheist In Boat

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly

his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy

flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air.

Then it opened its mouth to swallow both. As the man sailed

head over heels, he cried out, “Oh, my God! Help me!”At

once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the

atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the

clouds, “I thought you didn’t believe in Me!”“AW,

Come on God, give me a break!!” the man pleaded. “Two

minutes ago I didn’t believe in the Loch Ness monster

either!”