An Old Man Goes To A Restaurant

An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is

about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, ‘ Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You

see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular customer of ours and he

usually orders the same dish. The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I’m afraid

I’ll have to take this dish to him and arrange for another dish for you!’ The old man gets

really upset and refuses to give up his food. The waiter walks over to the other table and explains

the situation to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to the old man’s table

and says, ‘Listen and listen good. That is MY chicken you are about to eat and I’ll warn you,

whatever you do to that chicken I’ll do the same to you. You pull out one of its legs, I’ll pull

out one of yours. You break one of its wings, I’ll break one of your arms!’ The old man calmly

looks at the chicken, then sticks his middle finger in the bird’s r*ctum, pulls it out and licks

it. He then gets up, drops his pants, be**s o**r and says, ‘Go ahead!’