Old Men Sitting On A Bench

Two old men are sat on a bench at the park. A young, smoking

hot girl runs past in a sports b*a and a tiny pair of

shorts. One of the men smiles and this brings the girl over.

“Why are you staring at me and grinning, you pervert?”

she says. The old man sweetly replies “My dear I’m not

smiling at you, I’m smiling at the thought that no matter

how bad the world gets, there will always be young, pretty

girls in the summer to cheer up a lonely old man” The girl

replies “awwwww you sweet old man” leans in and gives

him a kiss on the cheek and jogs on. The old man turns to

his friend and says “3 to zip mugley, your turn”.