Doctors Receptionist

A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded doctors waiting room

and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, ‘Yes sir,

what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’ ‘There’s

something wrong with my d**k’, he replied. The

receptionist became irritated and said, ‘You shouldn’t

come into a crowded waiting room and say things like

that.’ ‘Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told

you,’ he said. The Receptionist replied; ‘Now you have

caused some needless embarrassment in this room full of

people. You should have said there is something wrong with

your ear or something and discussed the problem further with

the Doctor in private.’ The man replied, ‘You should not

ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer

could embarrass anyone.’ The man then decided to walk out,

waited several minutes and then re-entered. The Receptionist

smiled smugly and asked, ‘Yes??’ ‘There’s something

wrong with my ear,’ he stated loudly. The Receptionist

nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her

advice. ‘What is wrong with your ear, Sir?’ ‘I can’t

piss out of it,’ he replied.