Let’s Pretend That We’re Married

A man and a woman who had never met before but were both

married to other people found themselves assigned to the

same sleeping compartment on a trans-continental train…

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the

upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1 a.m., the man leaned

down and gently woke the woman saying, “ma’am, I’m

sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into

the closet and get me a second blanket? I’m awfully

cold.” “I have a better idea,” she replied. “just

for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow! that’s a great idea!” he exclaimed. “Good,”

she replied. “get your own f*cking blanket.” After a

moment of silence, he farted.