A Young Man Goes To A Drug Store

A young man goes to a drug store and says to the pharmacist:

“I got a hot date tonight, an’ I need some protection.

How much is a pack of them rub***s gonna cost me?” The

pharmacist responds: “A three-pack of them is $4.99 with

tax.” “TACKS!” the shocked redneck says. “Gawd a’

mighty, don’t they stay on by themselves!”

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