A 70 Year Old Woman Finally Decided To Get Married

A woman in her 70s decided it was finally time to get

married. She put an add out in the newspaper. “Husband

wanted. Must not beat me, must not walk all over me, must

still be good in bed” She got many applicants but after a

few weeks she didn’t find anybody suitable. She was about

to give up, when she heard her doorbell ring. She opens the

door to find a man with no arms or legs sitting in a

wheelchair. “Can I help you?” She asks. The man smiles

and says “Its me, your new husband!” “You must be

joking…” The woman laughs. “Well think about it,” he

says. “I have no arms so i cannot beat you. I have no legs

so i cant walk all over you. “The woman’s eyes narrow

and she asks “Are you still good in bed? “The man leans

back in his chair and smiles. “I rang the doorbell

didn’t I?”