Little Johnny And His Two Friends

Little Johnny and his two friends are sitting on the front

porch one day. The first one says, “My Daddy is so cool he

can eat four Burgers at one meal.” The second one says,

“That’s nothing. My Daddy can eat six.” Little Jonny

starts laughing and says, “My Daddy can eat light

bulbs.” The other two boys tell Jonny that he is out of

his mind. They ask him why he thinks His daddy can eat light

bulbs. Little Jonny replies, “Last night I was passing my

parents room and my Daddy said, ‘Honey, turn out that

light I want to eat that thing