Stupid Or Smart

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to

his customer; “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch

while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in

one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy

over and asks; “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes

the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the

barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the

customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of

the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question?

Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”

The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I

take the dollar, the game is over!”