This One Is $50,000 Dollars

An old man walks into a jewelry store with a young blonde

lady The clerk immediately thinks he is being taken

advantage of due to the age difference. She says to the

clerk “Show me an expensive ring.” The clerk looks over

at the old man and he gives a head nod. The clerk pulls out

a ring and tells her “this one is $50,000 dollars.” She

says its nice but I want something nicer. Once again he

looks at the old man and gets another head nod. “This is

one of our finest rings it costs over $300,000.” She says

“I love it ill take it!” The old man writes a check for

the ring. The clerk says due to the dollar value it will

take 3 days for the check to clear, please come back Monday

morning to pick up the ring.” On Monday morning the man

returns to the store by himself. The clerk says “sir

unfortunately the check did not go thru due to insignificant

funds.” The man says “oh I know it was never gonna

clear. I just wanted to come in and tell you about my

weekend!”