A Gorilla In A Tree

A man walked into his backyard one morning and found

there was a gorilla in a tree: He called a gorilla removal

service and soon a serviceman arrived with a stick, a

Chihuahua, a pair of handcuffs and a shotgun. “Now listen

carefully.” He told the homeowner. “I’m going to climb

the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls

to the ground. The trained Chihuahua will then go right for

his, uh, sensitive area and when the gorilla instinctively

crosses his hands in front to protect himself, you slap the

handcuffs on.” “Ok, got it.” The homeowner replied.

“But what’s that shotgun for?” “If I fall out of the

tree before the gorilla.” The man said. “Shoot the

Chihuahua.”