Seven Women And Seven Lemons

Henry goes to confession and says, “Bless me Father, for I have sinned. Last night I was with

seven different women.” The priest says, “Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink

the juice without pausing.” “Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?” “No,” replies the

priest. “But it’ll wipe that silly grin off your face.”

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