A Blonde Is Pregnant

A blonde is pregnant, and is practically 9 months along. She

goes to see her doctor for a routine check-up, but she is

worried. She asks, “What if the baby starts coming, and I

can’t get to the hospital in time?” The doctor replies,

“Well, woman have been having babies for a million years

without an attendance by doctors. It’s a very natural

process. The first thing you do is to assume the same

position you were laying in when you got pregnant.” The

blonde interrupts with, “Do you mean with the left foot in

the glove compartment and the right foot hanging out the

window