While Watching TV With His Wife
While watching TV with his wife, a man tosses peanuts into
the air and catches them in his mouth. Just as he throws
another peanut into the air, the front door opens, causing
him to turn his head. The peanut falls into his ear and gets
stuck. His daughter comes in with her date. The man explains
the situation, and the daughter’s date says, “I can get
the peanut out.” He tells the father to sit down, shoves
two fingers into the father’s nose, and tells him to blow
hard. The father blows, and the peanut flies out of his ear.
After the daughter takes her date to the kitchen for
something to eat, the mother turns to the father and says,
“Isn’t he smart? I wonder what he plans to be.” The
father says, “From the smell of his fingers, I’d say our
son-in-law
