A Stranger Walks Up To An Egyptian

A stranger walks up to an Egyptian man at the Cairo bazaar

and offers to sell him contraband Via**a for 100 Egyptian

pounds. The Egyptian man says, “No, not worth it.” The

stranger says, “How about 20?” The Egyptian man says,

“No, not worth it.” The stranger says, “How about

10?” The Egyptian man says, “No, not worth it.” The

stranger says, “Listen, these pills cost $10 each in the

U.S. How can you say they’re not worth it?” The Egyptian

man says, “Oh, the pills are worth it my wife isn’t.