Three Desperately Ill Men

Three desperately ill men go to their doctor seeking help.

One is and alcoholic, One is a chain smoker and the other is g*y.

The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.

So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can’t resist.

He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead,

the other two men walk out side realizing how serious this is,

but then the chain smoker sees a half a cigarette on the ground still burning

so the g*y guy says to the chain smoker.

“if you bend over to pick that up were both dead”