Aunt Sally Was In The House Na**d

A mother comes home from work to find that her kids are hiding behind the couch. She asks what's

wrong, and the kids reply that aunt Sally was in the house na**d. So she goes to her bedroom to

investigate, and she finds her husband lying on the bed na**d and sweaty. She asks, "What's going

on?" He replies, "I'm having a heart attack." She says "I'm going to call 911, while I'm really

looking for my sister." She discovers the aunt in the bathroom closet in the n**e, and gives her a

slap, "How dare you! My husband is having a heart attack and you're running around scaring the

kids!"