A Neighborhood Kid

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn

money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man

answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I

can do?” The man indeed had a job for the boy to do He

handed the boy a can of red paint and a brush. “Paint my

porch.” The boy was eager to do a good job and the man

went back inside. A couple hours later, the boy knocked on

the door again. “Okay, mister, I’m done painting But I

gotta tell ya, that’s not a Porsche, it’s a

Lamborghini.”