A Husband And Wife Decided They Needed To Use A Code To Indicate That They Wanted To Have S*x

A husband and wife decided they needed to use a code to indicate that they wanted to have s*x,

without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word “typewriter.” One day the

husband told his five year old daughter, “Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter.”

The child told her mom what her dad said, and her mother responded, “Tell your daddy that he

can’t type a letter right now, because there’s a red ribbon in the typewriter.” The child went

back to tell her father what mommy had said. A few days later the mom told the daughter, “Tell

daddy that he can type that letter now.” The child told her father, and then returned to her

mother, and announced, “Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by

hand.”