Do You Know Me?

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s

rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, “Do you know

me?” To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.” Now his mind

travels back to the only time he has ever been unfa****ul to his wife and says, “My God, are you

thestripper from my bachelor party that I m**e l**e to on the pool table with all my buddies

watching while your partner whipped my b**t with wet celery?” She looks into his eyes and says

calmly, “No, I’m your son’s teacher.”