My Wife Is Up There Watching Me
A guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity:
looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring
the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated
partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the d**n
ball!” The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me
from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it, man,” says his partner. “You’ll never
hit her from here.”
