The 3 Farmers

The 3 farmers Once there was 3 really poor farmers. One day

they saw a flier for the county fair. World’s fattest pig

wins 1 million dollars. There pig wasn’t fat at all but

one of the farmers had an idea. They trained a monkey to put

corks in bottles. After a week of training the monkey. They

throw the monkey in the pig pen with the pig. The monkey

puts a cork in the pigs a*s. As weeks past, the farmers won

the county fair but they noticed the pig looked sad. For the

next week they trained the monkey how to take corks out of

bottles. Once the monkey got the hang of it, they put him

back in the pig pen. There was a giant explosion and a cop

wakes up the first farmer. “What was the last thing you

remember?” The farmer replies, “There was s**t

everywhere!” The cop wakes up the second farmer, “What

was the last thing you remember?” The second farmer

replies,”There was s**t everywhere!” The cop wakes up

the last farmer, “What was the last thing you remember?”

The third farmer replies, “That poor little monkey trying

to put the cork back in.”