Two Old Women Talking

Two old women were talking and exchanging notes on their

s3x**l activities. The first old woman told the second old

woman that sometimes she was able to get her husband excited

at night by getting totally na**d, lying in bed, and putting

her two legs behind her head yoga style. The second old

woman thought that was a great idea, so that night she got

totally na**d and began the long process of putting her two

legs behind her head. The first leg was kind of tough to put

in place, as she was a bit arthritic, but she finally got it

in place. She was having an even tougher time with the

second leg, so she rocked herself backwards until she

finally got it behind her head. However, she had rocked back

so hard that she flipped slightly backwards and got stuck

with her b**t sticking straight up in the air. Moments after

this happened, her husband came out of the bathroom.

“Gladys!” he exclaimed, “For heavens sake, comb your

hair and put your teeth back in! You look like an

asshxxle!!”