An Elderly Man Traveling By Plane

An elderly man travelling by plane was in urgent need of a

restroom facility. But each time he tried, it was occupied.

The flight attendant, aware of his predicament, suggested he

use the attendant’s ladies room, but cautioned him not to

press any of the b**tons. There next to the paper roll were

four b**tons marked: ‘WW’, ‘WA’, ‘PP’ and

‘ATR’. Making the mistake so many men make of not

listening to a woman, he disregarded what she said when his

curiosity got the best of him. He carefully pressed the WW

b**ton and immediately a gentle flush of Warm Water sprayed

on his bare bot**m. He thought “Wow, these gals really

have it nice.” So a little more boldly he pressed the WA

b**ton and body temperature Warm Air blew across his wet

bot**m and dried it comfortably. “Aha,” he thought,

“no wonder these women take so long in the bathroom with

these kinds of services.” So he pushed the next b**ton PP

with anticipation. A soft disposable Powder Puff swung below

him and dusted his bot**m lightly with talc. “Man, this is

great,” he thought as he reaches out for the ATR b**ton.

When he awoke in the hospital, the morphine was just wearing

off. Confused, he buzzed the nurse to find out what

happened. He explained the last thing he remembered was

intense pain in the ladies room on the plane. The nurse

explained, “Yes, you must have been having a great time

until you pushed the Automatic Tam**n Removal b**ton. By the

way, your pe**s is under your pillow.”